The strip club isn’t for everyone, but those men who choose to have a nice night out at one of these gentlemen’s establishments should not leave their manners and etiquette at the door. There are rules at these places, both written and unwritten. Ignoring some of these rules will just make you look like a jerk and possibly leave you humiliated. Ignoring others may be enough to get you thrown out or even arrested. Ignoring any of them decreases your own perception in the estimation of others and makes you less of a gentleman. The one rule that will never steer you wrong is to remember that dancers are people, too. They have thoughts, feelings, desires, and dreams. They are up there for your entertainment, but they are not animals at a zoo. Treat them with respect.
No Sex In The Champagne Room
It’s not just a funny Chris Rock bit from the 90s. Don’t make the mistake of going to a strip club thinking you’re going to get laid. The chances of that happening are extraordinarily unlikely, and if you go to the type of place where it will happen, you stand a nice chance of contracting something you don’t want to take home with you. If you try to initiate sex with one of the dancers in a typically reputable place, you’re likely going to find yourself deposited on the front walk and banned from returning.
Know The Touching Rules
A strip club may have explicit rules against any contact with the dancers. Others will allow the dancer to touch you, but not the other way around. And some clubs have very little regulations about it at all. If you are unsure of the rules, ask before you make a move. The bouncers don’t mess around when enforcing these rules and in some establishments they are simply waiting for their opportunity to bust some heads. Don’t give them the chance to make an example out of you. Ask before touching. Always.
Bring Plenty of Cash
You’re going to look like a fool if you go to the strip club without the cash to tip the dancers. Once the girls get wind of your frugality, you’ll have an easier time getting female contact at your church’s weekly Bingo night. Not only that, but do you really want to look like a cheapskate in front of your friends? You don’t have to spend hundreds of dollars tipping the dancers, but you should at least have a ready supply of singles.